Crappy Morning

There's nothing quite like finding a fresh turd in your child's room.  This particular turd happened to be decorated with Legos. I'm still not certain if the Legos came out with the turd, or if my daughter marveled at her masterpiece and decided it needed a little something extra. Either way, it was quite the unusual discovery, even in my house. 

There was this one time that my dog pooped rainbows. No lie... Her little mounds in the yard were actually something worth looking at. Upon close inspection and careful thought, I remembered that she had gotten into a box of crayons the day before. I didn't realize she had eaten such an assortment of colors, but her poop told on her. 

Now that I've written an entire post about crap, I think I'll go clean something.